
German tuner Lorinser has recently set up shop in China—we’re told tuning is on the rise, just like everything else quantifiable in China—and the company celebrated by bringing a super-long S-class as well as this extra-burly G-wagen to the show. They didn’t bother to extend the side exhausts on the G, though. The tips now sit amidships.
Krystal had a whole row of black limos on its stand, from the livery-standard Lincoln Town Car to stretch versions of the Hummer H3 and Ford Expedition. What really caught my attention, however—and that of any non-deaf persons within several hundred yards—was the “entertainment” being supplied by the big screen and even bigger speakers. Yes, that’s John Cusack you see above, wielding a black stretch limo in the movie 2012. One of the more action-y, and loud, scenes was playing on repeat. All day. Did I mention it was loud? It was sooo loud. And no, we haven’t seen the movie either.